Bert Eatz
What is Bert Eatz? Honestly, it started as a joke.
Bert refers to my friend at work who enjoys eating at different food establishments around Chicago. What started out as ugly images of food via Instagram has now turned into a full blown hobby for myself - art director & photographer, Melissa Lavin - copywriter, and Bert - hand model and face of the brand.
Brands who love Bert Eatz
(and are therefore Bert Eatz approved)
#shotoniphone
“First time at Jeni’s was a smash hit. No bells & whistles, just really good ice cream.”
🍦 Jeni’s Ice Cream
“Most dragons breathe fire, but let me tell you this drink was NOT good. Kinda brought me back to the days of strawberry milk circa 2001.”
🥤 Starbucks
“Sharing food with friends can be fun but also stressful, so make sure you order at least 8 sauces so that you can dip to you leisure.”
🍟 Kaiser Tiger
“It’s hard to get up in the morning, but a fat stack of donuts helps. Was only an hour late to work today, phew.”
🍩 Stan’s Donuts
“Breakfast burrito with spicy chorizo, potato, eggs, and signature Ketchipotle sauce. Big enough to be my child.”
🌯 Burrito Beach
“The new Australian Spicy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich is hands down one of the best I’ve had. Don’t worry, vegemite free.”
🍔 McDonald’s
“I went a little wild & added a dash of oat milk to my cold brew. Do whatever floats your boat ya know? Bert does Bert, you do you.“
☕️La Colombe
Yes, we take ourselves way too seriously.
(and that’s part of the fun)